Sit back, relax and I will read aloud anything you want. Max time is 20 minutes and I can read loud or soft depending on what you prefer.
Items I can read include, but are not limited to:
novel excerpts
ingredients from cereal boxes
news stories
famous speeches
the dictionary (you pick the word I start at)
the discord feed
a long reddit post
song lyrics
something you wrote
one of my long work emails
Banano yellow paper
Language: English
Discord: corduroy _ pillows
Time: 8:00 am - 4:00 pm CST
Communication: Phone, Skype, Google Hangout, Zoom
Price: 5000 Bans