In the early morning of Saturday Feb 29, a tipsy Chris Turd was in #TheJungle and mentioned that he was in a jewelry store earlier in the day. After their most recent rendezvous, speculation has run wild that he was probably there picking out an Engagement ring. Sounds like Banano will have its first husband and wife soon.
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