Updated: Sep 29
Your sassy and straight up source of wisdom is here, and she’s got some tea to spill.
Dear BanGran: Is there anything good at all about getting old? Sincerely, GrayJ
I very much hope so! Being old, senile and crotchety, is something I personally looked forward to. A cross between Betty White, RBG and a Walmart greeter
Dear BanGran: How do I remember what question I asked you over a month ago? How will I know this one is my question when the next article comes out? Sincerely, Anon (Higgins)
Dear Anon (Higgins),
This is your question, this is the question you asked.
Dear BanGran: Why do naps usually make me more tired? Sincerely, Sleepy
It’s possible you ate too much Beernano Bread, or drank too much beer while making Beernano Bread. Every chef must taste the quality of their ingredients.. extensively! Even if that means taking an afternoon nap afterwards...ZzzZz
Dear BanGran: WHERE WILL MY LIFE BE IN ONE, FIVE OR TEN YEARS IF I CONTINUE DOING WHAT I AM DOING TODAY? Sincerely, devilman2049
That entirely depends on your situation. Did you invest in crypto at its genesis? If so, you may be now sipping champagne on your private yacht. Are you living in your mom's basement hoping to be the world's oldest fortnite champion? That just takes time.
Dear BanGran: I have been diagnosed last April of colon cancer Stage 3b, what should I do to continue normal life? Sincerely, Anon
I'm not going to pretend I have the answer to this one. I’m a crotchety old lady and in my journey to old age, I learned you have to keep a sense of humour. Keep your inner meme energy alive and surround yourself with good humoured people. Please also reach out to cancer supports in your area as well as build a community around you of support and love.
Dear BanGran: How do you take your tea? Sincerely, Pasty
I like my tea like I like my men:
• Named Earl
• Both bags in
Dear BanGran: Why do cats deceptively lay on their backs to encourage belly rubs but then attack? Sincerely, Victim
Because cats are like tiny gods who love to torment those who worship them.
Dear BanGran: Pancakes or Waffles? Sincerely, Snaaaaacks
Both at the same time! I am an equal opportunist when it comes to breakfast confectionery. You’re a growing monkey and there’s always room for another helping.
Dear BanGran: How do I know which cryptocurrency is right for me? I've tried a few and I like them, but I feel like I just haven't found the right one. So how do I know? Sincerely, lookinforcrypto
When you find the right one, you'll know. The stars will align and angels will whisper "Banano….banano"
Random Bit of BanGran Advice, from BanGran herself, to all of you:
“As always dear readers, remember: If you are short on cash and all of your credit cards are maxed out, just get another credit card! It's free money!”
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