[GOSSIP] Florida Man Wields Banana In Screaming Rampage
BRPD authorities were called to the scene in the late evening to address a mischievous monkey on an angry rampage. The Bans in Blue quickly restored order to the situation, however not without a fight.
The screaming shook the streets. He ran with lightning speed as if possessed by a greater power. The screams were loud. Witnesses reported that among the shrieks they could occasionally hear "the moon is coming".
BRPD are still not sure what caused the local monkey to go into a frenzy. When the culprit was questioned about his actions, all he had to say was "the rain is contagious, you'll see" while twitching ferociously.
#gossip #oops shout out to David Buist for the monkey artwork