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Updated: Apr 1



the-jungle


Wed March 11 @ approx 05:00 CST an alt account relentlessly shilled their Shakepay referral link. When confronted by citizens, the new visitor resorted to saying Banano was slow and DAG technology has security flaws. The BRPD were called but the alt fled.


Thur March 12 @ 01:13 CST a citizen posted a picture of a naked male with a banana photoshopped over the genitals in an erect position. The picture was deleted and a stern warning was issued.


la-jungla


Tue March 10 @ 15:00 CST A 12px X 12px gif was blown up to 300px x 300px and reposted. The blurryness bummed everyone out and ruined the meme. That doesn't break any rules but cmon..


Wed March 11 @ 17:30 CST A new english traveler discovered Banano discord, got lost and kept asking la-jungla how the bots work. After being told 50+ times to move to the-jungle the BRPD had to briefly jail them to explain this strange new world to them.


frankensteins-lab


Mon March 9 @ 16:00 CST Yetka, Coranos, Purian, Kirby, David and Iazid continue to be barraged with questions from first year programming students who found Banano yesterday and want to improve the code. BRPD regularly walks through while aggressively tapping their gun.


telegram


Everyday @ all day. Reports are pouring in by the thousands that crypto experts are promising to make Telegram BanFam rich overnight. BRPD continues to warn its residents that these DMs are obviously bullshit.


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