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[NEWS] Jerome Powell Dips His Tip in the Jungle

Updated: Mar 31, 2020

The Jungle was surprised by the presence of the 16th Chair of the United States Federal Reserve, Jerome Powell today. He dropped in and rained a shit tonne of NANO, and then proceeded to beg the public to stop plummeting the stock markets.

He was sure to make a lasting impression, teaching The Jungle some valuable lessons about creativity, problem solving, success, and financial independence.

A true genius among simpletons. Why didn’t we think of this earlier?

Oof.. Okay, minus that last part.. The Daily Peel would like to remind you that we don’t condone shaming the poor. Not cool, Jerome Powell.

In the end, Jerome ”Jay” Powell had won our hearts and made us richer.. In knowledge and in money.

And just as prematurely as he came, he was gone.

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