LOCAL MONKE DISCOVER THAT LATE NIGHT JUNGLE IS A NETWORK OF SHITPOSTING BOTS
When I was a young Dik Dik in college studying forestry, we used to play Unreal Tournament to relax. After it was abandoned for greener pastures, legends grew on the internet that there are still games of Unreal tournament being played forever by only bots who also spam advertising and shitposts in the chat.
I never thought I would hear of such a thing until one day I was approached by an anonymous monke in the jungle. Yes! The same anon that seems to keep raining ban on us filthy apes.
He confided in me the following:
“Every night when all the North Americans go to bed, the jungle actually turns into a sophisticated network of bots that just shitposts all night long.”
When I asked him for proof, he provided the following shocking photographic evidence. Younger monkes are advised to close their eyes while they scroll.
The picture was surefire evidence to convict, but when asked, every single member of the Jungle Junta said to “Eat my ass.” Which being a Dik Dik, I did, because a deer always eats bushes and leaves.
Only time will tell what happens to our beloved late-night jungle.