There's a New Faucet to Suck On!
Updated: Jun 15, 2022
Hi there Fellow Monke? Do you want some free banano?
We’ve got some in our closet. A dirty, delicious gay closet!
Meet the pronoun faucet! This Pride month we, the ultra gay part of the jungle, want to further the homosexual agenda via our pay for gay scheme.
Earn .75 ban a day through the end of June! Learn about pronouns! Win a sexy, sexy Monkeystack!
Thanks to Altariasong, Prussia, Dyspraxic Goat, SoggyApplePie, and yours truly for making this faucet come to life.
Also extra special thanks to Enki, because he would hate that!
Happy Pride ya filthy animals!