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[GOSSIP] JUNGLE ALERT: Violent Golem Spotted in Jungle

By: BananoBoy

ALERT START - 7:31:20


A lethal threat to the jungle was spotted for the first time in 30 years. The first known full size image of this threat has been recently taken by a dispatch photographer and sent to the BLA (Banano Laboratory Association) before being brutally impaled by a drill. The threat known as CCT - 14 (AKA Celestial Tower Golem) was near a parking lot in the Jungle Shopping District where Banano Boy was practicing his driving abilities when the photo was sent.


A report to the BRPD will be filed to raise awareness. If you see the threat pictured below, alert the BRPD immediately, and gather your family to a nearby place underground.


ALERT END


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Vikito
Vikito
02 sept. 2020

good lord what is that

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SoggyApplePie
SoggyApplePie
18 août 2020

Destroy that JACKASS

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sebrock|42
sebrock|42
13 août 2020

Kill it dead with fire seems to be the only option.

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