ALERT START - 7:31:20
A lethal threat to the jungle was spotted for the first time in 30 years. The first known full size image of this threat has been recently taken by a dispatch photographer and sent to the BLA (Banano Laboratory Association) before being brutally impaled by a drill. The threat known as CCT - 14 (AKA Celestial Tower Golem) was near a parking lot in the Jungle Shopping District where Banano Boy was practicing his driving abilities when the photo was sent.
A report to the BRPD will be filed to raise awareness. If you see the threat pictured below, alert the BRPD immediately, and gather your family to a nearby place underground.