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[Gossip] Photo Confirms RENESQ is a Supermodel!!

Updated: Jun 3, 2020

Two weeks ago on May 11th the Banano community had a huge celebration when we passed 10 million Blocks. Thousands of community members partied on Discord & Telegram, the $BAN rains poured, memes were flying and lulz were had. But while we all celebrated, there was one noticeable absence, our lord and co-creator, Renesq.

Renesq is a super genius businessperson programmer developer entrepreneur so it's not surprising that he has very little time to hang out in The Jungle, but of all days to miss it seemed IMPOSSIBLE that she would miss 10 Million Block Day.

While the dust settled after the party, The Daily Peel Editor-In-Chief, Soggy Apple Pie, could not rest knowing there must be a juicy story at the heart of Renesq's whereabouts. So she sent PILLOWS on a deep investigative hunt for the real story.

After 2 weeks of following shady leads, bribing underground textile smugglers, hiding in a private jet, train hoping through Covid locked down Europe and sneaking into a VIP illegal Gucci party but I found out what has been pre-occupying Rene.

Banano co-creator and androgynous dream boat Rene has signed an exclusive deal to be the face of the newest Gucci clothing line called " He(r)BAGgyTĪTe " !!!! That's right, add international face of fashion to Rene's resume.

I didn't managed to capture this EXCLUSIVE photo until May 25th but it was confirmed by one half of an Albino Siberian Conjoined Twin Bartender that Renesq was indeed on the runway on May 11th in front of an exclusive audience of Covid immune Oligarch mistresses.

Congrats on the new gig Rene!! The BanFam wishes you all the best in your newest project.


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May 31, 2020

finally facts.


May 27, 2020

Legend has it he said the following once:

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good at coding. And I plan on finding out what that is."

Now it finally makes sense whyt he meant by that. 😜

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