Your sassy and straight up source of wisdom is here, and she’s got some tea to spill.
Dear BanGran: Why do my cupcakes taste like muffins?
Dear Muffins,
Make sure you are using CAKE mix and don't forget to ice those suckers. No one likes a naked cupcake.
Dear BanGran: I feel like I make very unattractive faces while I orgasm. What do I do?
Dear Unattractive,
If I believed in god this would be their practical joke! Why we make the same face when we are in excruciating pain as when we are the thralls of pleasure, I will never understand. And as for you, own those crazy faces — we all make ’em.
Dear BanGran: What is love?
Dear Love,
Baby don't hurt me.
Dear BanGran: Where do all my socks keep going?
Dear Socks,
It is a well-known fact that socks are the required sacrifice to the dryer monster so they do not burn down your house.
Dear BanGran: How do I talk to my family about my Banano obsession?
Dear Obsession,
Do not speak, only submit. Banano is life!
Dear BanGran: At some point in life can we be free from social oppressors?
Dear Oppressors,
This is only due a serious answer. I believe so, but it requires unending work, constant examination of one's privileges, willingness to be uncomfortable and challenged in personal and public spaces, and a serious commitment to dismantling the public institutions that uphold inequality.
Random Bit of BanGran Advice, from BanGran herself, to all of you:
“As always dear readers, remember: if you are trying to get that special someone to swipe right, change all your tinder settings to match their profile and sit a couple of blocks away from their house.”
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